PublishedBlack Inc, April 2023 |
ISBN9781760642389 |
FormatSoftcover, 132 pages |
Dimensions20.8cm × 14.8cm × 0.6cm |
Forget baby love. The Chaser has written the definitive guide to parenting in the modern age, fully-updated for post-pandemic parenting. Jam packed with 132 pages of spurious information, written by some of Australia's top comedians. It's the perfect gift for new parents, prospective parents, and essential reading for anyone who has ever considered becoming a parent.
Topics IncludeThe DecisionWhy you definitely shouldn't become a parent in the first placeWhy you're making a huge mistakeWhat were you thinkingPractical Tips Before BirthHow to get pregnant; turning sex into something dull and lifelessPregnancy Wine Guide9 months of bliss; one woman's infuriatingly unrepresentative experience of pregnancyInstant RegretWho needs sleep; the first six monthsThe Toddler Years; A guide to making money on instagram by exploiting the cuteness of your childPre-school; An illustrated guide to making your partner do most of the workCreeping RealisationPrimary School age; The best -drug free- Years of Their LifeHigh School; How to apply for Special ConsiderationWill they ever move out- A Guide to your child's 20s and 30sThe Resentment YearsMiddle-Age; Why everything wrong with their lives is your faultAlso included a bonus do-it-yourself Last Will and Testament to let you cut your children out of their inheritance in 3 easy steps
